The Noob in the Chicken Hood

(Verse 1)
Got my headset on, my soda’s in a can,
I’m dropping into Fortnite, I’m the digital one.
I’m aiming for Tilted, but my team says “no way,”
They’re all just camping in some bush, it’s a boring, slow play.
I see a player dancing, a funky, flossin’ fool,
I’m trying to snipe him, but he thinks he’s really cool.
I missed my shot, he hit an emote right in my face,
Now I’m just running wildly, all over the whole place.

(Chorus)
Oh, Fortnite, Fortnite, it’s a glorious, wild ride,
I’m building little staircases, and I’ve got nowhere left to hide.
My friends are screaming orders, “Go left! Go right! Behind a tree!”
I’m pretty sure they’re right, but I just can’t get away from me!
I’m stuck inside a building, I can hear a sniper sound,
Oh, Fortnite, Fortnite, you’re the silliest game around!

(Verse 2)
I finally found a chest, it’s glowing like a star,
I’m pretty sure I’m going to get a really cool new car!
I opened it so slowly, my heart is beating fast,
And all I got was ammo, from a shotgun in the past!
I’m trying to revive my friend, he’s down there on the ground,
He’s yelling at me “Hurry up! There’s enemies all around!”
I finally got him up, he’s got a brand new gun,
He shot me in the back, and now the game is done!

(Bridge)
I’m a little banana, with a bright and happy grin,
I’m pretty sure I’m going to win this game, I’m playing to win!
I’m dancing on the rooftops, I’m emoting in the air,
I’m pretty sure I’m going to get a Victory Royale, if I could just get there!
I’m jumping on a launchpad, I’m flying high above,
I’m shooting at the other players, with all my heart and love!

(Outro)
Oh, Fortnite, Fortnite, I’m having so much fun,
Even when the game is over, and I’ve got to run.
I’ll be back tomorrow, with my friends, and with my grin,
To play some more of Fortnite, and to try my hand to win!