World of Warcraft Song – Wipe It Up, Noobs

[Verse 1]
The sun is rising on the horizon
The grind is far from done
I’m standing here, starting before the clock strikes one
My bags are full of gray items
My mailbox is a mess
Another day of questing
Putting my patience to the test

[Verse 2]
And I’m just a humble warrior with a rusty hand-me-down sword
Trying to earn enough gold to pay for my mount’s I can’t afford

[Verse 3]
Okay, so I’m really trying to earn enough gold to pay for my mount’s unaffordable upkeep
Because that horse of mine is high class
I’m broke again, I’m starving
And my medicine passed

[Verse 4]
Oh, what a world of crutches, beautiful broken dreams
Another raid tonight, another failed stream
I’m stuck in the chat, a thousand people screaming

[Verse 5]
Wipe it up, noobs, while the hunter’s AFK dreaming
I’m running through the dungeon, the rogue just pulled the whole room
And now the rank is salty
The tank is salty, not the rank, the tank
Damn tank is salty, still on the side of dusty tomb

[Verse 6]
The healers are all screaming and out of mana, noobs
And a warlike just got kicked after pulling with his co-op too